The first on the list is that you boys insult and make fun of us whenever we passing along your hostels, Eni Njoku, Sodeinde and Mariere boys especially , please give girls a break na! you guys are just acting as if you don't have sisters at home or even mothers, you pour out all the yabs in your system just to make us feel uncomfortable why naw ? Please we are not happy about it . You guys should try complementing us even if some of us are shy , we will appreciate it and thank you. It's the day some girl slip, fall and faint that guys would realize the intensity of your actions.
Secondly Boys can lie!
They sha must find one solid excuse or the other why they can't buy, spend or pay for something girls want. Boys if you can't bring out cash and you are forming sting why are you following us ? We know we have our bad records in chopping them boys money o , but it's not all the time you should be playing smart na. You can pay for our cab fare , buy us drinks on sunny days or even get us lunch like once in a while it's as simple as that . We are not saying you should take us out or anything , that's for a guy and his girl , just be a gentleman and do the right thing and if for some reason you lack cash, be a man say you don't have , than telling lies or forming that your ATM Card has travelled to Dubai.
CIA Agents
Third is that Unilag boys we dey girls salute you ! you guys are so smart that you guys should work for the American CIA . You guys do everything in your power to charm us , deceive us , sweet talk us and make us fall for guys . You go from hostel to hostel in strategic areas , you even have our bio data in your palms . Funny , you research us as if we are your final year project , you know whom we have dated , whether we are butter or wash, whether we like icecream or cash na wa o . The annoying thing is that we give in to our demands then you make our besties fall for you too, we fight over you too in Public and then you dump us afterwards . Boys one day we shall kill you all!
Leaking Mouths
4 You guys have running mouths like taps. Must you pride around telling everyone the latest girl that you are doing ? You give all the details on how you wooed her , how you dogged her , her bust size ,shape ,color ,taste , odour !! useless boiz even the inspiring sound track and how she cant let you be . let me tell you something. that's stupid male pride at work . If you think its cool then know that from today that it's not .It's stupid , immature and totally disgusting having to behave in such a way. Stop it and get some life.
Boys can be stupid at times we girls fall in love with you. We approach you cos you are too dumb to realize it , we care ,cook , allow you get in between our legs and try as much as possible to make you happy , but what do you do in return ? You take us for granted , treat us badly and cheat on us . When we eventually turn around the game , following sugar daddies (aristos) and cooler dudes , you begin to hate on us and run your mouth as usual .Abeg Oga park well.
They try to beat us
Unilag boys ,please never ever lay your hands on us o. Even though we are disrespectful and annoying, please bear with us we are only trying to sell our markets . we know we are powerless and only have mouths that run, please understand that its how we have been programmed naturally which is very common with us girls ( no lies, we know). so instead of beating or slapping us which is common with guys. So you guys have heard it you people should change o!
Culled from Bif Magazine
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