JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers

The Registrar of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, escaped assassination by whiskers when hired assassins went after him.

The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled through the fence of his house, entered through the backdoor and gained entrance into the house while the security men attached to the compound did not notice as they were stationed at the entrance of the house.

The security personnel which include two regular armed policemen and other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the incident throughout the period the operations lasted.

Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story narrated to him by the children and relations who were staying with him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar.
The children told the assassins that he has traveled for official assignments but the men were not convinced.

"They instructed one of the children to lead them into the Registrar's living and study rooms which they searched thoroughly but could not find Prof. Dibu as he went on official assignments."

At that point, the assassins decided to look for him through the ceiling of the house moving from one ceiling to the other as they locked up the occupants in one of the living rooms thinking the Registrar was hiding up in the ceiling.

They searched and scattered every hiding places the assassins suspected the Registrar may be hiding. It was after their target could not be found that they left the house.

According to Prof. Dibu, "nothing was taken out of the expansive residence despite the thorough searching conducted on the compound."

The Registrar confirmed he traveled officially in preparation for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) slated for today, Saturday, 27th April, 2013.


Source: Vanguard